That is the question.
I did that Hamlet speech once. Didn't understand a word of what I was saying, but my acting teacher seemed to sure love my delivery. Sometimes you can just feel those pauses. Anyway, I have wavered way off track already. I was coming here planning on blogging about the Double Down.
If you have yet to hear about this Double Down it is a new sandwich style grease bomb from the well known fast food chain KFC. Colonel Sanders himself probably never even saw this one coming. They take two deep fried chicken breasts and sandwich bacon, cheese and some kind of sauce between them. No bun, just a giant ball of grease. Me thinks this must be delicious.
They have only just introduced it to Canada, but those fat asses from the States have been sucking 'em back like they were going out of style since the day they started being served. My friend has already had one from both countries and he says the one from the states is way bigger and they use cheddar cheese whereas here in Canada it's pepper jack. Also both are reported as being 'greasy as fuck'.
However a guy with my condition should not even dream of eating such a thing. It'd probably take a year off of my life! On the positive it would only be one of the crappy years when you're all old and shitty, so I say bring on the Double Down!
On a more truthful note I don't think I will be trying this grease explosion any time soon. If I ever was going to eat some crazy shit like that I'd probably be in a mall food court (happens so rarely) and if I was actually going to burger it up (also happens so rarely) I'd be hitting Arby's. Someone should tell Mr. Arby that he needs to create a double down styled sandwich with roast beef over that cheese sauce and bacon. Deep fried roast beef! And slather some of that crazy red ranch sauce in the middle too. Oh no, my mouth has began to water.
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