I used to do all my blogging on Myspace, but I started this blog because there has been tumble weeds blowing through Mypsace for quite some time now. It seems to be a site solely used for checking out band's music, and that's why I've stuck with it for so long. So now that I've started a blog I'm going to transplant of few of the blogs from my Myspace over here. And some of them might date back as far as 2005!
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Cinematic gold
I don't watch movies anymore. They just don't interest me...it's all been done before. These days the only thing in a movie that catches my eye is if it stars a monkey or a group of downsyndromites. Is that P.C? downsyndromites? Well when I get some money that's the movie I'm going to make. Monkies vs. downies. There is only one thing scarier than a raging downy, and that's a monkey with a handful of shit, cocked, and ready to throw.
So it's the year 2030 and downies and apes roam the streets freely. They are opposing gangs and not stoked on one another. They do battle, shit is thrown and a downy dies. Of course his friend yells, "damn you dirty apes!" And they fight back. There would also be a couple of talking monkies so we knew what the hell was going on with their gang. Then a sasquatch would be thrown into the mix, and everyone would realize that it was possible to be both a downy and a monkey, and their differences would be settled. Then they join forces and form an ultimate gang to take on man! But first they attend a Jones Bones show and that would be the big finale...me crowd surfing on a sea of monkies and downies alike. Then the sasquatch would fart.
So there you have it a blog from back in 2006. It's strange the things I thought were funny back then. It's probably even stranger that I still think they're funny now.
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