Cable TV.

It's been a very long time since I've had cable TV. There is a show I stumbled upon called Man vs Food. This "man" goes around to restaurants and eats until he gets the sweats or even pukes! It makes for some really good television, and it gets me to wondering about who comes up with these ideas. I want that job. Then I will have to wait no longer for my reality TV show starring retards. And I'm not talking Jersey Shore retards, but actual bon-a-fide retards starring in their very own show. Fascinating! Maybe throw in a couple midgets too and an indian. Seriously, I should be a TV exec.